how many gummy vitamins do i need to eat to kill myself
when I was like 5 1/2 I legitimately went to the hospital for eating like 2 whole jars it was great
i love u
- doctor: are you sexually active
- me: i'm not even physically active
can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be
If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
i think you would be a very good wizard.
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
I hate hearing the crack in people’s voices before they’re about to cry.